Achievement Unlocked: Guacamole Bacon Cheeseburger!
This burger is mine, but you can look at it for FREE!
I found a cheeseburger!
Newsflash: Burgers taste good!
I only made sliders so that I could eat more cheeseburgers...
I just demolished this white cheddar, bacon burger from @3floydspub.
Hey you! Look at this Hellfire burger I ate at @smallbarfull yesterday!
Eating tasty cheeseburgers in tight running clothes isn't as fun as advertised.
Adding Fritos to my burger made it 12.7% crunchier!
My Mom could have also named me burgerinator!